It’s A Wonderful World, But They
Made a Few Mistakes
by Judith Viorst
It’s a wonderful world, but they made a
few mistakes.
Like leaving out unicorns and putting in snakes.
Like no magic carpets, no wishing wells, no genies.
Like good guys getting picked on by the meanies.
Like arithmetic, especially multiplication.
Like expecting a person to stay at home for one
whole week with a
sitter while that person’s mother and father
take a vacation.
Like needing to finish the green beans to get
the dessert.
Like everyone caring way too much about dirt.
Like letting there be a cavity in a tooth.
Like calling it a lie when all that this person
has done is not
mention
part of the truth.
Like raining on soccer games, and liver for supper.
Like bunk beds where the younger person always
gets stuck with the
lower and the older person always gets the upper.
Like leaving out mermaids and putting in splinters
and bee stings
and wars and tornadoes and stomach aches.
It’s a wonderful world, but they made a
few mistakes.
Sad Underwear and Other Complications, New York:
Atheneum Books for Young Readers, 1995